According to an inside source, Jessica Simpson’s dad, Joe Simpson, is considering managing Britney Spears and even tried to set up a meeting with her over the weekend. Although I thought he only liked managing his daughters. And by “managing” I mean “trying to have sex with.” Has this guy done anything for their careers […]
Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Club Winston yesterday dressed like some sort of lumberjack prostitute. Have you ever seen anybody so starved for attention? Everybody else in the car is just talking with each other and Lindsay’s striking poses. If you ever need to defeat her in battle just pull out a camera. Then […]
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Michelle Rodriguez was spotted on Rodeo Drive leaving a salon looking like this. As if she wasn’t horrifying enough to look at. It’s like she’s trying to scare small children. And aren’t there laws against letting her walk down Rodeo Drive? It’s like letting a wild bull loose in a museum. Or, you […]
Rosie O’Donnell dropped the F-bomb while hosting the Matrix Awards in front of New York’s most accomplished women in media yesterday and concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, “Eat me!” Rosie’s publicist said:
O’Donnell’s publicist, Cindi Berger, told us: “When you ask for Rosie, you know what you’re getting. She’s […]
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Britney Spears was spotted at Millennium Dance Studio showing off her new body. There’s some major sucking in going on here, but are those, yes, I think they are. Those are abs! I pictured her stomach as a giant vat of jelly, so this is a pleasant surprise. As is this shot of her […]
Shanna Moakler posted Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan’s contact information on her MySpace over the weekend, writing:
“I posted this blog back in January to let you all know that my accounts were hacked. … and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them….id […]
Joe Francis plead guilty to criminal contempt yesterday and will be fined $5,010 and serve 35 days in jail, minus time served. Additionally, he’s reportedly going crazy and breaking down because his ward-mate - a convicted cop killer - keeps taunting him and shouting: “Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!”
Last week, said Dyer, Francis missed […]
There must be some sort of secret celebrity douche club I don’t know about, because Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton were spotted partying together at Tao last Friday. Paris was with her boyfriend Josh Henderson though, so hopefully she and K-Fed weren’t doing anything too horrifying. Can you imagine if these two actually did get […]
