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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Club Winston yesterday dressed like some sort of lumberjack prostitute. Have you ever seen anybody so starved for attention? Everybody else in the car is just talking with each other and Lindsay’s striking poses. If you ever need to defeat her in battle just pull out a camera. Then when she starts posing and taking her clothes off sock her over the head with a bag filled with nickels. It’ll work every time.

A few more of Lindsay Lohan and her legs after the jump.

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Michelle Rodriguez was spotted on Rodeo Drive leaving a salon looking like this. As if she wasn’t horrifying enough to look at. It’s like she’s trying to scare small children. And aren’t there laws against letting her walk down Rodeo Drive? It’s like letting a wild bull loose in a museum. Or, you know, letting a really really ugly “woman” loose near some expensive stores.

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Rosie O’Donnell dropped the F-bomb while hosting the Matrix Awards in front of New York’s most accomplished women in media yesterday and concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, “Eat me!” Rosie’s publicist said:

O’Donnell’s publicist, Cindi Berger, told us: “When you ask for Rosie, you know what you’re getting. She’s not a shrinking violet. She’s a stand-up comedienne. She says things that are provocative.”

Seeing Rosie O’Donnell grab her crotch and shout “Eat me!” pretty much tops my list of things I never want to do. Right up there with arm wrestle an octopus. They’ve got eight, man! Why even try?

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Britney Spears was spotted at Millennium Dance Studio showing off her new body. There’s some major sucking in going on here, but are those, yes, I think they are. Those are abs! I pictured her stomach as a giant vat of jelly, so this is a pleasant surprise. As is this shot of her gigantic booty. Not sure what’s going on with the cowboy boots though. She’s either getting ready to dance or getting ready to ride a horse off into the sunset. Or both. What am I, psychic?

A ton more of Britney Spears and her new body after the jump.

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Shanna Moakler posted Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan’s contact information on her MySpace over the weekend, writing:

“I posted this blog back in January to let you all know that my accounts were hacked. … and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them….id like to share my ‘hacked’ info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.” The posting then listed what she claimed were the e-mail address and phone number for Hilton and e-mail addresses for Lohan.

Paris’ rep Elliot Mintz responded to the post, saying:

“This woman is simply desperate for press and attention. Shanna deliberately posted Paris’s phone number and e-mail address on her Web site. It was an unprovoked invasion upon Paris’s privacy, which immediately caused her to change her contact information. It was a childish, mean-spirited thing to do. And we are not going to dignify such an action with any additional comment.”

Jesus, they’re all children. I’m surprised they haven’t started spreading rumors the others have cooties. They could run up to them, pinch them, and run away while yelling “Slut!” and come off sounding more mature. And just cause, here’s Paris Hilton buying a parakeet dressed like she just busted out of prison.

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Joe Francis plead guilty to criminal contempt yesterday and will be fined $5,010 and serve 35 days in jail, minus time served. Additionally, he’s reportedly going crazy and breaking down because his ward-mate – a convicted cop killer – keeps taunting him and shouting: “Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!”

Last week, said Dyer, Francis missed the medication cart and “went into a full-blown anxiety attack.”

I almost feel sorry for this guy. And by almost I mean not at all. He could be an orphan who got sick trying to help the homeless, and right when my heart was about to break I’d see a picture of his face and scream: “Give him the chair!” Then people would explain to me he isn’t set to be executed and I’d pause, put my finger to my mouth, and reply: “Gas chamber?”

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There must be some sort of secret celebrity douche club I don’t know about, because Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton were spotted partying together at Tao last Friday. Paris was with her boyfriend Josh Henderson though, so hopefully she and K-Fed weren’t doing anything too horrifying. Can you imagine if these two actually did get together? Their kids would come out with flippers instead of arms. And I’m not sure if it’s possible to have a negative IQ, but man would they try.

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