Lindsay Lohan

Dear Diary: It’s LiLo

Pop quiz! When LiLo was on lockdown, did her dad a) use the time to think about where he went wrong as a parent or b) rifle through her stuff looking for items to auction? Of course, it’s b! Apparently, Papa Lohan stole one of LiLo’s journals and has attempted to sell some very private entries. Once again, Micheal Lohan proves he’s a dirt bag of a daddy. What does he write in his journal every night? “Dear Diary, today I tried to profit off my incarcerated daughter again…”

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Will She Ever Learn?

Paris Hilton was caught in Vegas this weekend with cocaine in her purse—but she assured the authorities that she’d borrowed the purse, and the plastic bag of what she thought was gum belonged to a pal. Hmmm…considering the other contents of the purse, like credit cards and asthma meds, belonged to Paris, what’s a gossip to believe? At least she didn’t have ‘baby powder’ on her shoes!

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Welcome Back, LiLo!

Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab! Before the snarky comments commence, let’s take a moment to wish her health and happiness—and perhaps suggest she get the hell out of Hollywood?

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LiLo in Lockdown

This will be the last of LiLo’s tweets for a while. We’ll miss you, Lindsay. May jail break your bad habits and not your spirit!

the only “bookings” that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be “booking” into Jail… eeeksless than a minute ago via webLindsay Lohan
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Samantha Ronson Shows Her Li-Loyalty

Lindsay Lohan has had a rough couple of weeks—but the one bright spot? Her ex, Samantha Ronson, took to Twitter to defend her. Hmm . . . after rehab, do you think LiLo will be ready for a relationship reconciliation?

Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can’t hear. #bullyless than a minute ago via websamantha ronson
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Would You Work for LiLo?

Still looking for a summer job? You may be in luck! Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan’s latest assistant quit—and LiLo simply can’t function without someone to chauffeur her to appointments and make sure she shows up on time to events. Sounds like the making of an instant classic: The Devil Wears a Scram Bracelet!


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LiLo’s Latest Gig

Lindsay Lohan need not declare unemployment—yet. Apparently, Donald Trump approached LiLo and asked if she’d consider appearing on next season’s Celebrity Apprentice. Personally, I think she should go for it. After being dumped as Ungaro’s artistic advisor, and fired from many a movie, LiLo could certainly stand to hear the words, “you’re hired”!

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LiLo Gets Glitzy

Lindsay Lohan graced the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards in a sparkly, floor-sweeping Pamella Roland sequined jumpsuit. Fashion forward? A clever move to hide her SCRAM bracelet? Or both? You tell me.


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