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Are Avril Lavigne & Brody Jenner the New Speidi?
Nov 30th
It seems Hills star Brody Jenner is taking some cues from his former castmate Spencer Pratt. According to Us Weekly, Brody and GF Avril Lavigne were recently spotted buying a slew of crystals in LA . . . So are they planning to ward off “evil spirits†a la Spencer and Heidi? FYI, Brody: The Spencer Pratt playbook exists to remind you what NOT to do!
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Bye Bye Speidi?
Nov 9th
Turns out, dreams really do come true. After months of wishing Speidi would just disappear, sources say that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag may leave the United States! They’ve allegedly been offered $100,000 a year to work for the poker website YouWager.com in Costa Rica, where their job would include reporting the odds on entertainment news so gamblers can place bets. Here’s an example: The odds are exceptionally good that Speidi’s career in Hollywood is over!
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Bye Bye Speidi?
One More Time, With Feeling
Sep 10th
Not only is Spencer sorry, he’s showing a surprising amount of self-awareness. Although, I find his mysterious half-fan more compelling than his groveling.
I need to apologize to Heidi and my 11.5 fans. I’m an epic douche – and you deserve better.less than a minute ago via web
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Spencer Says He’s Sorry
Sep 9th
I’d told myself I’d no longer write about Spencer Pratt—but then he went ahead and did something crazy: he actually said something sane! “I horribly embarrassed the one person that meant the world to me. For my outrageous and infantile behavior, I offer Heidi my most sincere apologies.” That is actually kind of touching. Quick, someone ask him to spell “infantile,†so we can go back to making fun of him!
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The End of Heidi’s Hills?
Aug 25th
Heidi Montag found out the hard way: Bigger isn’t always better. Just a few short months ago, the former Mrs. Pratt was lamenting the fact that she got G-cups instead of her desired H’s (H for Heidi, naturally,) but now says her ginormous implants have made it impossible to live an everyday life. So to put a stop to back pain (and possibly to keep her name in the papers?) she’s made the decision to shrink down to a double D or a D . Well, at least we’ll see a (little) less of her?
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Heidi Montag: Overexposed
Aug 23rd
Spencer Pratt says he has a sex tape starring Heidi Montag, and, furthermore, he wants to release it to help Heidi’s career. “When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making [after her sex tape went public], my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure.” Poor Heidi.
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The Pratt Papers
Aug 23rd
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We all know Spencer Pratt has a lot to say, and now, he’s going to get it down on paper. He says he’s planning to write a memoir about his life with Heidi, and he’s “not going to hold anything back.†I’m sorry, but when Spencer was giving himself an Indian name, crashing The Hills finale party in disguise, wearing giant crystals, and sporting an Into The Wild-style beard, he was holding something back? What’s left to tell?
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Can You Spare Some Change for a Washed-Up Reality Star?
Jul 13th
Spencer Pratt is homeless. Which, to me, is proof there is a god. Of course, for spoiled Spencer, being homeless means booking a room at the Roosevelt hotel. For all visitors to the LA area: it would be wise to find alternate accommodations.
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