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WTF Alert: An Erotic Novel Based on Britney Spears?

If the poorly written, X-rated Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy is still a little too highbrow for your naughty tastes, then today is your lucky day. I hear that Kevin Federline’s aunt is penning a dirty novel based on Britney Spears and K-Fed’s steamy, skanky bedroom behavior. One plot twist? Brit’s character may have to share her white trash romeo with another vixen from his past.

In sum: if you’re looking to drop a few pounds before bikini season, the idea of 300 pages devoted to K-Fed’s sexual prowess should be all the appetite suppressant you need…XOXO.

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Hot or Not: Jennifer Lawrence at the Hunger Games Premiere

She’s Hollywood’s new golden girl, but Jennifer Lawrence might be taking that honor a little too literally. I gasped aloud at last night’s L.A. premiere for The Hunger Games, temporarily blinded by J.Lawr’s gilded Prabal Gurung cut-out gown. Sure, “the girl on fire” should have a suitably stunning look for her big night, but is this a dress only Effie Trinket could love? Tell me your thoughts, Hunger hotties…

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Scene & Heard: Adele’s Weighty Issue

“I’ve never wanted to look like models on the cover of magazines. I represent the majority of women and I’m very proud of that.”Adele hitting back at Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld, who said that despite a pretty face and angelic voice, she’s a little too fat. Do you agree with the haute couture honcho that Adele needs to shed a few pounds to reach super stardom? Or is the chanteuse’s figure refreshingly normal?

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Lady Gaga Gets Swept Off Her Feet

I’ve seen my fair share of grand arrivals, but Lady Gaga’s over-the-top entrance to a photoshoot in NYC goes above and beyond–literally. Do you think Mother Monster is vying a little too hard for the spotlight or is it about time she stopped trying to toddle along on those sky high heels?

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Freddie Stroma’s Fairy Tale Tunes

Think you’re a little too old for fairy tales? You might find yourself dreaming of “happily ever afters” once you see this vid of the delicious Freddie Stroma talking about the music in his upcoming flick A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song. Between that adorable accent, flawless face, and pitch-perfect voice, could Freddie be your prince charming?

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Avril’s Baseball F-Bomb

Avril Lavigne isn’t exactly the most lady-like singer in the biz, but Brody Jenner’s GF outdid herself during a recent performance at a Tampa Bay baseball game. After audio issues flubbed her vocals and drew boos from the crowd, Avril growled into the microphone,”sound issues f**king happen on a baseball field.” The Canadian singer later apologized–but tell me darlings, don’t you think Avril is a little too old for temper tantrums?

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Jake & Taylor Back On?

New day, new drama with Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal. In the wake of the Camilla Belle fiasco, Tay and J.Gyll were spotted on a dinner date in Nashville. After a romantic meal the pair allegedly headed up to Taylor’s apartment and Jake “wasn’t seen leaving anytime soon.” Hmm…don’t you think it’s a little too convenient that Jake cooled things off just in time to avoid taking Taylor to the Golden Globes? Absence may have made his heart grow fonder, but I’d be very careful if I were T-Swift—wouldn’t you?

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Jess Wants Something Done; Does it Herself

Seems like one pop star in Hollywood is taking the song “Single Ladies, (Put a Ring On It)” a little too seriously. Reports say Jessica Simpson has bought herself a $50,000 three-carat emerald-cut diamond, instead of waiting for her boyfriend, Eric Johnson, to buy one for her. While I’m all for going after what you want, don’t you think Jess may be following her heart one—actually, make that fity-thousand —steps too far?

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