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The End of Heidi’s Hills?

Heidi Montag found out the hard way: Bigger isn’t always better. Just a few short months ago, the former Mrs. Pratt was lamenting the fact that she got G-cups instead of her desired H’s (H for Heidi, naturally,) but now says her ginormous implants have made it impossible to live an everyday life. So to put a stop to back pain (and possibly to keep her name in the papers?) she’s made the decision to shrink down to a double D or a D . Well, at least we’ll see a (little) less of her?

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The End of Heidi’s Hills?

Getting it Off Her Chest

Heidi’s “Hills” are unnaturally large and her face doesn’t move—of course she misses the old days!

watching old hills i miss you @AudrinaPatridge and most of all @laurenconradless than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag
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Can You Spare Some Change for a Washed-Up Reality Star?

Spencer Pratt is homeless. Which, to me, is proof there is a god. Of course, for spoiled Spencer, being homeless means booking a room at the Roosevelt hotel. For all visitors to the LA area: it would be wise to find alternate accommodations.

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Heidi Bieber?

Heidi Montag is officially over the Hill(s) and that can only mean one thing: she, too, is getting in line to cougar pounce on Justin Bieber. Sorry, Heidi, but the Biebs has spoken and he’s looking for a lady with brains . . .

@justinbieber now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ;) ! I’m closer to your ageless than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag
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Speidi Split

Here’s some news we all saw coming from a mile away: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have separated. But let’s not breathe a collective sigh of relief until the divorce papers have been filed. Pals of the pair (sidenote: they have friends?) say this is merely a break, rather than a break up. So is this just another ploy for the spotlight, or can we take the Speidi Terror Alert Level down from Red to Green?

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At least Heidi’s Happy?

I know I’m not the only one who’s been skeptical of Heidi Montag’s transformation from girl next door to silicone starlet. Heidi took to Twitter to let everyone know that not only does she love her new look, she loves her freedom. So now she’s proud, plastic, and patriotic . . .

I have never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed, I love America and freedom!less than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag
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Flash Back

Before the dawn of Speidi, before LC became a designer-author, and before Whitney fled for The City, they were just four girls who lived in The Hills. Take a walk down memory lane with this photo from four years ago and tell me: do you prefer the girls now or then?

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Crystal Clear

I’ve stopped writing about Heidi’s hills. I’ve stopped writing about Spencer’s freakouts. I’d hoped that, by ignoring them, they’d go away. Unfortunately, they didn’t. Instead, the pair allegedly spent over $400,000 on healing crystals including one that, according to Heidi, will “open your mind to everything.” For someone who’s willing to spend nearly half a mil on healing crystals, I’d say her mind is pretty open already—to ridiculous, borderline crazy ideas.

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