Posts tagged Hot Mess
Carrie Underwood: My Big Fat Gypsy Billboard Music Awards
May 21st
Well now we know what’s on Carrie Underwood’s DVR. The 29-year-old singer turned up at the Billboard Music Awards looking like a traveler bride in this four-foot wide Oscar de la Renta confection, presumably via horse-drawn carriage. Too bad she couldn’t donate some of this fabric to Miley Cyrus’ super scandalous outfit…
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Carrie Underwood: My Big Fat Gypsy Billboard Music Awards
Hot Mess: Nina Dobrev at The CW Upfronts
May 18th
Spotted: The Vampire Diaries star Nina Dobrev wearing three fashion don’ts in one: a too tight, too pale, too shiny dress at the CW upfronts in NYC. True, ND has the body to pull off just about anything, and while this look isn’t totally unfortunate, it does nothing to flatter her figure.
But, I’m willing to forgive Nina for this rare fashion misstep since she’s promised that even if her beau Ian Somerhalder lands the lead in Fifty Shades of Grey, she’d never star alongside him in the steamy film. Looks like the part is open to one of you darlings…XOXO.
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Hot Mess: Nina Dobrev at The CW Upfronts
The Quintessential Kristen Stewart Picture
May 15th
I spied Kristen Stewart at last night’s London premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman, and let’s look at this pic a little more closely. Formal occasion? Check. Luxe dress that would look great one someone else? Check. Horrendous behavior that would make a drunken Meth dealer cringe? Check.
She seems to be cracking up her costars Chris Hemsworth and Charlize Theron, but what are your thoughts on her lack of manners? Does she still deserve to cuddle up to Robert Pattinson every night?
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The Quintessential Kristen Stewart Picture
Hot Mess: Carly Rae Jepsen
May 14th
Justin Bieber’s favorite protege Carly Rae Jepsen may be 26 years old, but she’s dressing like a sartorially confused 12-year-old. I spied CRJ at the Wango Tango concert in LA wearing what appears to be a skort–shudder!–and clunky, juvenile platform sneaks. With record-breaking downloads, shouldn’t this pop phenom step up her game in the fashion department as well?
Christina Aguilera Wears Something She Shouldn’t Have
May 11th
Spotted: Christina Aguilera looking like a bedazzled toddler in an atrociously unflattering pair of hot pants on the season finale of The Voice. My spies whisper that while producers tried to get her to wear something more demure for her (ahem) fuller figure, Xtina insisted on showing as much skin as possible…even if it wasn’t anything audiences wanted to see.
Could this be the dirrrty girl’s worst look ever? Or do you, like me, fear that it could get worse?
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Christina Aguilera Wears Something She Shouldn’t Have
Cameron Diaz Is Still Super Sexy–JK!
May 10th
Spotted: Cameron Diaz at the premiere of her motherhood-themed new flick What to Expect When You’re Expecting in an ensemble that would thrill and delight any dowdy PTA mom and/or Hillary Clinton. This outfit may have been saved had she paired it with strappy luxe heels instead of closed-toed orthopedic shoes. Or perhaps swapped the unflattering pants for a bandage skirt of bright maxi.
Does C.Di need to be crossed of the A-list once and for all? Or do you still love her unique “beauty”?
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Who Keeps Inviting Kristen Stewart to Things?
May 8th
I mean honestly. Just look at her at the Met Gala. Kristen Stewart looks like she wandered out of a thrift store in Miami beach with this stiff, cheap-looking leather Balenciaga frock. And don’t even get me started on her tacky neon shoes and slumped posture, s’il vous plait!
But the worst part? She traded her “dress” for jeans–JEANS!!–for the Anna Wintour-hosted after party! K.Stew, watch out–you’re officially on my bad side. XOXO
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Who Keeps Inviting Kristen Stewart to Things?
Hot Mess: Jessica Szohr at Tao Beach
May 7th
Despite having a more-than-bangin’ bikini body and access to a slew of chic summer dresses, I can’t imagine why poor little Jessica Szohr chose to wear this odd thing to the opening of Tao Beach in Las Vegas. Not quite a dress, not quite a cover up, this contraption is too bright, too long and just plain ugly. And just FYI Jess, I think it was meant to be accessorized with sunglasses and a bikini…not nipples. XOXO.
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