Posts tagged montag
Crystal Clear
May 18th
I’ve stopped writing about Heidi’s hills. I’ve stopped writing about Spencer’s freakouts. I’d hoped that, by ignoring them, they’d go away. Unfortunately, they didn’t. Instead, the pair allegedly spent over $400,000 on healing crystals including one that, according to Heidi, will “open your mind to everything.†For someone who’s willing to spend nearly half a mil on healing crystals, I’d say her mind is pretty open already—to ridiculous, borderline crazy ideas.
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Crystal Clear
Heidi’s Hollywood Dream
Mar 15th
Maybe that psychic Heidi Montag hired to manage her career knows what he’s doing. Up next in his crystal ball? Heidi’s been cast in an upcoming comedy, tentatively titled Just Go With It, alongside A-listers like Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman, and Adam Sandler. I have to admit, I’m curious enough to go see it…curious to see whether Heidi’s face moves when she acts, that is.
Heidi: Focused on the Future
Mar 11th
Tarot cards, 8-balls, tea leaves…all valuable methods of career-planning if you’re Heidi Montag, who’s decided to let a Hollywood psychic call the shots in her life from now on. So what will this mean for her “career� Given that Spencer Pratt has been managing her, I predict that things can only go up from here. But hey, I’m no psychic.
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Heidi’s Cut Off
Mar 4th
Hallelujah! Heidi Montag’s doctor has announced that he’ll no longer operate on the increasingly plastic Mrs. Pratt. Thankfully, this means her hills won’t be getting any bigger.
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Heidi’s Cut Off
